Laugh Riot - Jokes

Sometimes the best way to start a laugh riot is by simply telling some good, old fashioned jokes.
Of course, what's funny and what's not is totally *subjective.
* "Subjective"- drinking alcohol makes everything funnier.





"Hello, is this thing on?"....

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO!

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Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind it's over your head.

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"Boom!
Thank you!
Good Night America!"
Tip your waitress.